Thursday, December 6, 2012

Poem #2- "Ode to Swag (And How it gets You Girls)"

Roses are red,
Wiz Khalifa was swag
If there were no snapbacks
Life would be a drag

When it comes to the ladies
They have no desire
If you aren't wearing Jordans
Or Nike attire

The Tap-Out t-shirt's
And absent expression
Attract females
Like Republicans to a recession
Or Linkin Park to depression
Or Taylor Swift to boyfriend-obsession

To be smooth with the babes
You must have little brain
You must listen to Drake
And Lil Wayne

You must fail hard in school
And smoke lots of dope
And when it comes to romance
You only know how to grope

And use the phrase "YOLO"
To justify your actions
When you have lots of swag,
You are the master of attraction

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